10 things to describe myself (metaphor)

1. I'm like a thermometer. It'll only reach the highest point when its hot enough. I don't get angry fast. But I used to get angry very fast. I guess I've learned to be more patient. But i can still get very angry when something goes very very wrong.

2. I'm like a bottle of water. The water inside the bottle is fine when the cover is closed, but once opened and tilted, the water comes rushing out.
When someone breaks my comfort zone , I cry easily. But when no one makes me sad, I'm always fine.

3. I'm like an air cond. When it's switched on, it takes time for it to reach the temperature wanted.
I need to take time to settle into places before I start socializing.

4. I'm like a straight road. People have told me that i'm very straight-forward and I can't differentiate if its a joke or not.

5. I'm like a broken GPS. My road direction is horrible. If you ask me to drive somewhere that is not familiar to me, I wont even try driving to that destination coz I'm scared that I'll get lost.

6. Recently, i feel like a baby. I eat and sleep so much forgetting about assignments that I must complete.

7. I'm like a house phone. It can only call, receive call and receive voice mail. It's functions are limited. I'm not a perfect person, there is only so much I can do. If you ask me to do something I'm not capable of, It's impossible for me to even try.

8. I'm like a computer. The more you download stuff in it, the more the computer functions. I'm still learning in life, getting information about what is right and wrong. And when I have learned enough, I will make good use of life lessons.

9. Like a coffee machine that can only be functional with Nestle coffee capsule and nothing else, Im a picky eater. I eat tons but only the things that i like. As a chinese, well, not all chinese do eat it but alot. They eat like "everything" from a pig. I only eat the meat of the pig and nothing else. I dont eat a few kind of fish (eg. salmon). I don't eat chili but i like curry. I don't like to eat vegetables but I guess I can if I have to. And I never eat curry fish. I guess the combination to me is funny.

10. I'm like an umbrella waiting to be used. I love the rain.